The first entertainment trainwreck of the year

Simon's expression at 2:57 says it all: WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING? (Hell, even Paula had trouble faking a smile here).

A list of what's wrong with the video above:
1) the "singing" (by which I mean, raspy wailing)
2) appearence: she looks HIDEOUS
3) the dancing: just because you can work the stage doesn't mean you're giving a good performance
4) the "singing" continued: honestly, can anyone understand what she's saying?

and don't even get me started on the woodpecker red hair....